Tuesday Celebrations 10/28/14

Tuesday Celebrations

Good Morning Good People of Alice Drive!

So far during 40 Days of Community, 126 people have tried a new group!  Thanks be to God!

Big thought from Sunday/Monday:  Be Jesus in every relationship.

My new book, Pipes, will be given away  on Nov. 2 and 3 to each family in attendance.  It is about how to let the power of God flow through you!

Hope to see you at Fall Festival, Friday, Oct. 31, from 6 to 8.

Miracle Sunday/Monday is coming – November 16/17.

Smile:

  • The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
  • She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
  • The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
  • The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
  • She is numb from her toes down.
  • The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as stockbroker instead.
  • When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
  • On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.
  • Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing.
  • The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
  • Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
  • The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.
  • Healthy-appearing, decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
  • The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.
  • Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
  • Patient was becoming more demented with urinary frequency.
  • The patient’s past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
  • She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
  • Patient has chest pains if she lies on her left side for over a year.
  • He had a left-toe amputation one month ago. He also had a left-knee amputation last year.
  • By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling much better.
  • The patient is a 79-year-old widow who no longer lives with her husband.
  • The patient refused an autopsy.
  • Many years ago the patient had frostbite of the right shoe.
  • The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.

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