Tuesday Celebrations

Tuesday Celebrations

Good Morning Good People of Alice Drive!

Big Questions from Sunday/Monday:  Do I make God sad?  Do I have bitters, rage, grudges, brawling, and slander I need to get rid of?

Sunday after 11:00 service, a woman shared with me that her mother watches our service online each Sunday.  The kicker – her mother lives in Switzerland.  God uses us around the world.

Our Haiti Mission Team helped save the life of 7 day old baby by helping get the right medicine.  Our NYC Mission Team loved children who need to know there is a loving God.  Pray for our Miami Team on the ground now.

Smile:

For all the teachers who are savoring their last week before return to school:

 

You Might be in Education If

  • You believe the staff room should have a valium salt lick.
  • You find humor in other people’s stupidity.
  • You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free.”
  • You can tell it’s a full moon without ever looking outside.
  • You believe “shallow gene pool” should have it’s own box on the report card.
  • You believe that unspeakable evil will befall you if anyone says, “Boy, the kids are sure mellow today.”
  • When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.
  • You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.
  • You’ve ever had your profession slammed by someone who would NEVER DREAM of doing your job.
  • You can’t have children of your own, because there is NO name you could give a child that wouldn’t bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it.
  • Meeting a child’s parents INSTANTLY answers the question, “Why is this kid like this?”

 

 

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